1. Aaron, Henry (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon playing golf.
2. Adams, Douglas (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
Douglas Adams English humorist & science fiction novelist (03/11/1952 - 05/11/2001) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move. A common mistake that peo...
3. Adams, Joey (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
Joey Adams (01/06/1911 - 12/02/1999) A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
4. Ali, Muhammed (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
Muhammad Ali maybe the greatest boxer ever (01/17/1942 - ) The man who views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life. Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up. I don't always kn...
5. Allen, Fred (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
Fred Allen A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done.
6. Allen, Woody (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
Woody Allen US writer, actor and director (12/01/1935 - ) My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. How can I beli...
7. Altman, Robert (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
If you have a child who is seven feet tall, you don't cut off his head or his legs. You buy him a bigger bed and hope he plays basketball.
9. Anonymous, (Quotations/Quotes by Author)
62.15 of all statistics are meaningless.
A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds di...
