Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicapped spots. |
| Men are like computers: Hard to figure out and never have enough memory. |
At an army training camp in Florida. The Seargent is giving a talk. "The main quality we look for in this army is commitment and this is what i call commitment." An alligator c
ame in the room and bit the seargents penis. It stayed there for about a 10 seconds then the seargent poked it in the eyes and kicked it off.
"Now who's ready to show their commitment?" said the Seargent. A man put his hand up and said "I will,
but promise you won't poke me in the eyes." |
Talent does what it can, genius what it must.
I do what I get paid to do. |
| In a world without walls and fences - who needs Windows and Gates? |
| Your mama is so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone! |
| Old software engineers never die, they just logout. |
| They say when you play that Microsoft CD backward you can hear satanic messages ... but that's nothing. If you play it forward it will install Windows. |
A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man.
"What's the matter, old man?" says th
e young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"
The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I tought you might be my son." |
If it's there and you can see it - it's real.
If it's not there and you can see it - it's virtual.
If it's there and you can't see it - it's transparent.
If it's not t
here and you can't see it - you erased it! |
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