| Your mama is so fat, she could sell shade. |
| Computer games don't affect kids. If Pacman would have affected us as children, we would now run around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetetive music. |
| There are 10 kind of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. |
| Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
| Your mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers. |
Have you ever noticed that the Klingons are all speaking unix?
"Grep ls awk chmod."
"Mknod ksh tar imap."
"Wall fsck yacc!" |
| I have an inferiority complex, it's just not a very good one. |
| Math problems? Call 1-800-[(10x)(13i)^2]-[sin(xy)/2.362x]. |
How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it ... |
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones. |
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