How do men sort their laundry?
"Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable". |
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist. |
Why is a man like a snowstorm?
Because you don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it'll stay. |
What did God say after creating Adam?
I can do better. |
Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time. |
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of?
Dating children. |
Why do a men like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time. |
How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer. |
Why don't women blink during foreplay?
They don't have time. |
Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them. |
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