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How many movie directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's finished everyone will think that his last
light bulb was much better. |
How many college students does it take to screw a light bulb?
Will this be on the test? |
How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-two, one-two, one-two. |
How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?
One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, fifty to establish the state production quota, two hundred mi
litia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously order an American light bulb. |
How many Feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1) None. Feminists can't change anything.
2) Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to berate any men
who offer to help. |
How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They use candles. |
How many ayatollahs does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There were no light bulbs in the 12th century. |
How many Amish does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Amish don't believe in light bulbs. God will provide light unto the world. |
How many Ukrainians does it take to change a light bulb?
None. In Chernobyl, one just holds the bulb and it glows by itself. |
How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
10. One to hold the bulb in place and 9 to drink until the room spins. |
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