43rd Law of Computing:
Anything that can go wr
fortune: Segmentation violation -- Core dumped |
| How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a cricle room and tell her to sit in the corner. How does a blonde confuse you? She comes out and says she did it. |
| If the Eskimos have a thousand different words for "snow," does this mean the French have a thousand different words for "surrender?" |
| Your mama is so ugly, even the tide won't come back in. |
| Unix *is* user friendly. It's just selective about who its friends are. |
| Yoda of Borg, I am. Grammar irrelevant is. Assimilated you will be! |
Why did the blonde climb over a class wall?
To see what was on the other side. |
| The vector was walking down cartesian drive when he bumbed into a confused Scalar. The vector asked him what was wrong and he replied, "Help i have no direction." |
What is the difference between God and a social worker?
God doesn't pretend to be a social worker. |
| Your mama is so fat, she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt! |
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