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| Your mama is so ugly, she'd scare the monster out of Loch Ness. |
What to not say to the nice policeman:
Aren't you the guy from the Village People? |
| Press any key- no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! |
10 HOME
20 SWEET
30 GOTO 10 |
Definition of pornography:
Reading material to be held in *one* hand |
| Your mama is so ugly, when she got in the tub, the water jumped out. |
How do you make a cat go 'woof'?
Soak it in petrol and throw it on fire. |
| Your mama is so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. |
How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
1) "The light bulb doesn't need changing, it's the system that needs to change."
2) None. Social workers
never change anything.
3) None. They empower it to change itself!
4) None. The light bulb is not burnt out, it's just differently lit.
5) None. They set up a team to write a paper on coping with darkness.
6) Two. One to change the bulb and
another to put your kids into care.
7) Five. One to screw it in, three to form the support group, and one to help with placement. |
Do you know what the death rate around here is?
One per person. |
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